A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wonderful town in Lancashire. Despite being surrounded by Bury and Oldham (Two awful towns, bury for being quiet and full of plastic mancs, oldham for race hate) Rochdale has maintained its rightful ranking as the best town in the UK. Also home to the brilliant Rochdale AFC and has given the world great talents such as Lisa Stansfield, Liz Kershaw, Sir Cyril Smith and many more.
rochdale is a place in greater manchester, too the north. next too bury and oldham. everyone there knows each other but overall the town is a dump
1) you going to rochdale today? 2) nah im going to go bury instead
A horrible shitty town surrounded by great towns such as Bury, oldham, radcliffe,etc. They steal things from Bury residents because they are inbred (e.g their father is their grandmother,their uncle is their mother) They welcome things like Netto which is a horrible shop. They worship Gods such as 'Peter Evans' and 'Ila pakistanio immigrante' and is therefore crapper than a 3rd world country it is horrible and stinks of shit like sewers.
arsehole: Hey guys lets go Rochdale. Me: Do I know you, and you mean Roach-dale. And No its full of what appears to be homeless people living in big cardboard boxes. Friend: They call them 'flats', when, they are much worse! Me:(twatting arsehole) you rochdale bastad go on eat the roaches!
A place where the bros and the jib heads bool and fuck shit up. Sell drugs in dank
Hey let's go bool on rochdale and blaze with the bros
a town in lancashire full of charity shops
are you going to the BHF british heart foundation charity shop in Rochdale
A complete dump. Best known for :Duffy-Gate The industrial revolution The Co-op Three girls, three babies (BBC production) Vast crime Though there is some comical irony that Rochdale was once famous for its hard working ppl, it is now full of jobless bums at a staggering 84% unemployment. Whoop. What a way to go!
(In a living room, watching the election news in May/June 2010) Mum:Where shall we move to settle down? Dad: I hear Rochdale houses are pretty cheap. *Both listen to Browns speaking to the youth of Rochdale and Duffy/Browns mental "sparring" ...and the incident* Mum: I hear its nice in Libya!!