A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pronouced "row-el" not "roll". Typically a young filipino male who embodies all that is "cool" and "hip". The best Roels know how to dance, sing, and play drums as well...all while being super cool.
Waiter: umm ...Roll? party of three?
Roel: dude its ROEL...stop butchering sucha cool name. idiot.
A Roel (pronounced as "Cool" with an R), is a male with a particular lack of skill in throwing darts.
He is however exceptionally good at picking up ugly Polish women. This male specimen thinks it can play the drums..
*Ugly Polish Chick: "That cute drummerboy just kissed me!*
*Me: "He's such a Roel, he sucks at darts like you suck my penis.. True."
The Trap Davinci Of Rap. Lyrics Anthologist he is SimpSet Roel know how things rock and can string the guitar like a thermical thesis with words in literacy when he rocks this guy will make you roll and the word that comes next is UP.
Kahiem Roel I'm like Ref tinting that getting that show me where the whistle at she blow like whistle pack she prefer the devil or god for the best weapon for the chumps wearing silly hats glisten that the leader of Scorpio its only as real as that.
Fans: Bro listen to mighty 1 won MIXTAPE very well put together
Person1: You are Roel Wissing, you dag.
Person2: *dies*