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Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war. When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
Absolute badass motherfuckers. A single 4-man group could probably defend themselves against half of Al-Qaeda. The best exponents of the FN Minimi light machinegun. The Elitest of the Elite. Equalled but not bettered (in most respects) by The US Navy SEALS, the Russian Spetznaz and Delta Force.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, 1 man from the SAS has a machete and he's gonna gut all of my 99 AK47-armed Talibans. RUN!!!!
Special air service. The British SAS are the most elite, all powerful suppersoldiers on the plannet. At least ten times better trained than any other nations special forces. Equaled only by the British SBS.
EX 1: Tell an SAS man to fuck off and see what happens. EX 2: The SAS went on a suicide mission last week, no casualties.
The BEST counter terrorism/combat/recon/ force in the world. In the Vietnam War the Australian SAS had a kill ratio of 500+/1. They became known to the Vietcong as the Phantoms of the Jungle.
THe australian sas is one of the most gruelling training processes in the world.
1) A word used with a noun describing a family member to execute the perfect comeback. 2) An elite counter terrorist unit within the British army. 3) The only known force to defeat chuck norris.
1) Billy: yo dad has a maggot timmy: my dads in the sas Billy's brother : oh shit billys dead 2) Dont fuck with the best till you fucked with the rest. 3) chuck norris' place of burial is within saturns rings as the nuclear fallout caused by his death can kill all humankind.