Country Dictionary

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people. See schlamazel. From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

yiddish term basically means a dope, a fuckup similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel." "yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'