Country Dictionary

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

a really random instance of drunkeness; extremely drunk

I was completely schnockered on my birthday.
(I have only met a few people who have heard this word, and most of them are from Montana! :)

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

a short nubby object or person, originally used to refer to a dogs sawn off tail

can be used as an insult or as an affectionate term-
"oh look at that cute little dog, what a schnocker"
"look at that schnocker go"
"i think you have a schnocker growing on your head"(insult)