A fork of Rural Dictionary
Apparently schwee is a human concept that is as basic and natural as love. Generally, it is used to express a positive feeling. It could be used to express a pleasant surprise, an awe-inspiring discovery, a happy mood, or it could possibly be used to just say something random and at the same time maintain a positive atmosphere. Some have taken this concept a step farther and thus created schweeishism. People involved in schweeishism are known as schweeites.
A: Dude, check out my new corvette! B: Schwee...
The male genital organ i.e. the penis.
Zip up your fly, your schwee is hanging out.
Simular to w00t! An expression of excitement, joy, bliss, etc. Concieved on Project Beatdown game website.
"I just headshotted you! Schwee!"
To ema everything that denotes the positive perception of things.
For example, when things are okay, you say 'Schwee'. It can also be used as an informal greeting
The boogies that accumulate in the corners of your eyes
After a night of heavy sleeping, Jorge had a considerable amount of schwee in the corner of his eyes.
An unscrupulous individual, particularly a scammer, or someone who is otherwise untrustworthy
Don't tell me you sent Him to get the tickets-- He's a total schwee!