A fork of Rural Dictionary
Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.
Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
when the food is absolutely, undeniably busting
abbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious
The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.
I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.
a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch
the team's scrum helped them score
i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".
Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?
Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.