A fork of Rural Dictionary
An attempt to communicate with the dead.
We told our pastor that we were going to consult a medium in order to visit with our deceased Johnny via a seance, but Rev. Zombiegone said, "Communication with the dead is not possible."
The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.
The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?! The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.
a group of gods who hate everything and everyone. they call everyone they meet slurs, like men, make out, and be transgender
man 1: have you heard of kin seance? man 2: oh, you mean the super mysterious god gang? Yes, i wish i could join.
When you prepare Ghost Butter by consuming pineapple and ghost peppers, also commonly done before initiating Astral Procumtion.
Bro I just did a sticky seance and I'm ready to make ghost butter
The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.
When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.
A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.
Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian? Adrian: i don't know. Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard. Adrian: oh. Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ