A fork of Rural Dictionary
Music that is used for sex. Genres: R&B, Soul, Romance, Sad Use it for some random reasons... Sex Music is really the best music.
Guy: My sex just got awesome when i listened to Sex Music! Girl: Wow! SO FUCKING MAGICAL!
The freakiest, nastiest, and baddest music on the planet. Like Waka Flocka Flame, only a million times harder. Listening to it is the closest thing your ears can come to fucking. In fact, the soundwave this music makes is a big schlobbing dick, trolling for something to rub up against and cum all over. When white girls hear it, they immediately find the first guy they see and make him 1manDP her. Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.
Random Bitch: I love your Garfield sex music. Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts. Random Bitch: But I can't see them! Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck. Arlene: But I'm a cat. Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick) Arlene: YES! It's so small! Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me? Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm! Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass) Jen: Double Anal! Yes! Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.
Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.
Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you
Kind of like musical chairs but the person who doesn't get the chair has to be violently ass raped by a horny gorilla.
The gorillas are the only winners in musical sex.
Its when you love music so much and you're not a music virgin.
I've had music sex and I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.