A fork of Rural Dictionary
The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.
Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.
Vaporous emission created in the act of pooping.
"Dude! Use the fan next time! When I went in the bathroom I got a full mouthful of your sharticles!!!"
The microscopic elements that can be found in the air during a bowel movement.
OMG Bret just used the bathroom - you can practically see the sharticles in the air.
Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."
Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.
"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."
A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.
Used in a sentence:
Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.