A fork of Rural Dictionary
shitty ass kids. i.e. children who are out of control, not cooperative, and experts at ruining your good time.
I can't wait till these shids go to bed so we can have happy hour!
sticky shit that leaves skids in the bowl
Aw man, why you go and shid up the bowl like that?
Shid: originallly an ancient Japanese word, difficult translation but basically means "panty stains in the underpants". However the most important Shid today is Dr. Toshi Shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in Tokyo and travels with his wife Mikina Shid throughout the world, lecturing on "The Shid Factor" (why certain anal cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). When one simply says SHID within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: DOC SHID IS ARRIVING TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BOWELS! Mrs. Shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet Ichiyanai Blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in Asia.
"Did you say SHID?" "Fuck yeh, he's lecturing in class and giving private enemas in his hotel suite. I'm booked for sure". SHID is the name. SHID is the game. I cannot get Shid out of my panties after that last exciting football game. Princess Peussie said to wash it out with warm beer, but that made the SHID MARKS even worse.
Refers to the past tense act of extruding faeces in the same way shitted does, but is used to imply that the subject, whether the person oneself, or another person/object displays qualities of mental deficiency.
The girl was so attractive that when I saw her face I shidded my pants.