A fork of Rural Dictionary
An object that has a shimmering glow to it
"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."
a dessert topping. it's delicious! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!
Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!
the act of listening to the song "Shimmer" by Fuel while excreting or "taking a dump." This usually occurs while on the toilet, but occasionally can happen in other places, as well.
I feel so relaxed right now. I just shimmered.