A fork of Rural Dictionary
Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )
Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office. Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand. Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.
I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!
The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.
I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.
A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.
Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.