A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.
Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.
A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out
I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling
Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.
"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."
A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.
I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.