Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 08, 2008

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 April 13, 2011