Country Dictionary

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shlob

The act of giving a blow job.
Also can refer to the ejaculate resulting from a blow job.
The act of sucking dick.

1. Shlob on my knob BITCH!!!
2. I shlobbed all over them titties.
3. She is shlobbing on my nuts right now.

by N-Kon April 02, 2007

Shlob

To be a 'Shlob' means you are lazy

Get up off the sofa you shlob

by Shlob October 31, 2020

Shlob

to be a goopy bean

I am shlob
I shlob

by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

Shlobbing

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

Shlob

To apply glue-like substance, or the substance itself.

Shlob, Shlob, Shlob.

by Idontknowhattoputhere September 12, 2011

Shlobbed

To slobber excessivley

She really Shlobbed my knob

by AidsmasterG March 29, 2010

Shlob

The words' origin featured in the eastern suburbs of Sydney, Australia a few years ago. It was Originally used for when someone was wanting something thrown to them. For example, if someone was to be doing the Moonwalk the other would reply, "Shlobbing a Michael Jackson aye bro".
Meaning can also be
Give me
Doing
Throw Me

"Dont be a dickhead just Shlob me my phone"

by jezzaa3316 April 09, 2010