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So lazy that one is able to sit up straight.

Dude, why are you so slunked over for?

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.

What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?

The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.

He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.

Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.

Slunk trafficking is subject to a heavy penalty.

SLAM DUNK!!!

WOW!! That was a massive slunk!

1. when you're so tired from working that only one beer gives you a buzz.

2. working so long that you have a buzz for no reason.

Alex was so slunk, his beer wasn't even open yet and he couldn't walk straight.