A fork of Rural Dictionary
This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.
Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."
The definition of smelly fingers is when a tiny short boy who shoves his finger up a russian guys but hole and then his fingers will smell like shit.
"You have smelly fingers"
a dance performed, mainly by people in wellingborough where your 2nd and 3rd fingers are held out together,with the rest of your hand clenched, waving it around infront or you, or even waved under the nose/between the legs (hence the name smelly fingers) this dance should be done with a 'nasty face' on.
'yes bluud i c u bus'in that Smelly Finger dance with ya nasty face...ya get me'