Country Dictionary

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't