A fork of Rural Dictionary
A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.
When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.
something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker. Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog! Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor