A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them. they are cool with you some times, some times they are not
Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.
a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.
Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.
The scandalous act of only occasionally makin time for someone
Guy1: You talked to old babe? Guy2: Nah man, that ho be sometiming.
Designates and unspecified period of time.
Look, it's gonna happen sometime, sooner or later.
Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now
Friend 1: That girl is hot Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes Friend 1: Fuck you Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes
Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).
Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna? John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles! Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.