A fork of Rural Dictionary
How some people misspell the word, "spanking".
I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!
A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking) A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell Implements are definitely used for a spanken. Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc... It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.
Girlfriend- shut up Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up! Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen? Girlfriend- Hell no Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen! Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now! Girlfriend- Yes sir😠I'm sorry. Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.
A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.
Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now. Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers. Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House
Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now. Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers. Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.