A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj) Inebreiated. Intoxicated. Drunk.
"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"
To make a right royal mess of things. When one would not have thought it possible.
Einstein spannered his IQ test and only got a result of 54. People thought that he was an idiot for years. (Not true - used for illustration purposes only).
Spanner .. In the works … Said spanner Is I … … So only something biblical .. Could … But yep … Biblical or extremely unlucky So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not .. Simply ran out of words … Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point Anything after that … Depends on the former … Can’t be doing stress any longer Neither you can you I imagine And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards … Luck …. Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
Spanner … Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only …. The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children. Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".