Country Dictionary

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens (Demonic Noises) Oh

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!" "My spleen has ruptured!"

An internal organ of the human body on the left side. It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.

Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".

"Every kitty needs their spleen."