A fork of Rural Dictionary
originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation. to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.
1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville" 2. Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame." Larry: "totally man" Randy: "splitsville??" Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"
A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.
When one bird at a restaurant wants one dish and another bird wants that dish also, and thinks another looks delightful too.
Hey Honey babeometer}, you wanna do splitsville USA?
A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?