A fork of Rural Dictionary
A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...
Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on
A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean. Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers. Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense is something to wish? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)
REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser. -this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-
"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me" "He's such a sponge bob"
giving a sponge bob is when your given your woman oral sex while shes wearin the sponge
i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob
A talking sponge of dubious sexuality.
There's a hint of broadway about Spong Bob...
When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.
Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.