A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help. What kind of standie would give Joe a ride. I saw a standie fixing up a focus
Short and much more to-the-point form of "standard". Mostly used among highly sophisticated individuals to define and applaud acts of normality. "Standy" can be used as both a noun and an adjective. A common phrase that stems from this term is 'Standy the Boy.' This idiom does a nice job of simplifying the following: 'Wow, I just acknowledged how typical you are being at this moment and because of this, I will give you my approval and praise!'
Bob: "Hey Jeremy, did the Leafs win today?" Jeremy: "They almost came back in the 3rd" Bob: "Standy" Alex: "I just got 100% on my chemistry midterm!" Tyler: "Standy the boy!" Hans: "Shit I just found out my midterm is in 3 hours" Gordon: "Whoa, are you gonna study for it?" Hans: "Nope gonna pull a standy"
A thief. Someone who wouldn't think twice about betraying their friends for a small sum of money.
Be careful around him; he’s Standy.