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stargazer

a cute jersey chick you meet at the bar, who falls while skiing. she is however pretty dam awesome.

i met this awesome stargazer at the mountain this week

by ceasar palace March 07, 2012

Stargaze

When you watch someone from afar but you don't really talk to them, date them or they even really know you. But you basically think someone is physically attractive.

"I think I might have a crush on Tina" - Alex
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."

by Mandogy November 03, 2016

Stargazing

An excuse to smash outside that sounds romantic when you ask

Hey wanna go stargazing

Sure, ill bring the condoms

by holy guacomole September 11, 2019

Stargazer

1. A type of fish
2. A man gazing at the stars
3. A song by Rainbow and one of the best rock songs ever

A stargazer can shoot both venom and electric

by Joseph Hiller (Hiller II) September 19, 2019

Stargazing

when you tell your mother that you and you and your friends are at the beach gazing at the stars when in fact, you are all making out with eachother. This usually only happens on birthdays. Cause thats the rule.

I told my mom that we were stargazing, but in fact, we were making out.

by Lauren and Kelsey January 01, 2006

Stargaze

The act of watching someone's valuables when nature calls, such as when pulling an all-nighter at Starbucks.

Wow, I just can't hold it anymore, and you look like a respectable chap. Would you be willing to Stargaze my laptop while I hit the lav?

by Yugo Buoy July 11, 2014

Stargazing

To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.

Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."

by Mangofatdoody November 03, 2010