A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.
"Hey, she's hot." "Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."
To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.
Example 1: Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night? Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning! Example 2: Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you! Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!
To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea
Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long? Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...
I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.