A fork of Rural Dictionary
underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies
"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"
V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing
im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do
A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.
Bily was sqanking in the bathroom
A drug that is ten times more addictive than marijuana. Mentioned in the Simpsons episode 'Last Exit to Springfield'.
Senator Mendoza: My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation. Swank. Ten times more addictive than marijuana. To human misery!