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takuache

Owning a dropped truck that is usually loud yet slow as fuck; basically the stereotype of Hondas but toward trucks

Hey guys look at the takuache! Jose thinks he's fast because he has a dropped Chevy, typical takuache

by RaspBerryMuffinMan November 13, 2016

takuache

A person, usually of Mexican decent, who drives a slammed Silverado on billets who drives around yelling things like “si quema cuh” or “no quema cuhhh”. Usually the type to ruin car meets by doing peg leg burnouts.

Look at Edgar foo. He’s being a huge takuache at the truck meet right now cuh

by Rajé November 07, 2020

Takuache

A takuache is translated to possum. A takuache is also a young man with a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra. Takuaches like to go to truck meets, and burn out their trucks. They usually use their dad's truck. Some common phrases takuaches say are ; No quema cuh, Mamalona, Toxica, Puro trokiando cuh,Si quema cuh, A webo cuh, Puro V8 cuh, Cuh.

The takuache is going to the truck meet. Or. Takuache cuh.

by El De La V8 November 05, 2020

Takuache

Person that dresses in American fighter shirts,expensive jeans,boots or sperrys,they also wear hats and sometimes have their ears pierced.Typically gets around in a dropped Chevy Silverado.

Aye foo there’s a lot of takuaches at the quincienera.

by Father.bulian February 16, 2019

Takuache

A person who dresses in American fighting gear but is not athletic himself, often gets tats and/or his ears pierced, drives a dropped Chevy Silverado trucks called “la Mamalona,” meets the clika at burnouts or truck meets, says “Cuh” after every sentence, gets a line up with a side fade, has either a mullet or short haircut yet still wear baseball caps with their gfs name on the side or playboy symbol if he’s a maniaco and single, listens to corridos quebrados, and drinks and smokes

Ese takuache pulled up with the mamalona cuh. Y si cema cuh? Qué onda cuh? Is on sight cuh

by Chato Poético March 24, 2021

Takuache

A hispanic man usually in his mid 20s to mid 30s who drives a dropped Chevy Silverado truck. He might wear American Fighter shirts, jeans, big belt, hat and boots.

omgg its another takuache No quema cuhhhh

by Shawwtyyy._.sksksk December 31, 2019

Takuache

A brown man that either has an edgar haircut or a mullet starter kit. The mullet type usually puts his hat on before he styles his hair and is a modern Ranchero but will often lower their gmc rather than lift it. Shirt tucked in and a belt....square toe boot is standard.. The edgar type usually dons a dumb and dumber straight bowl with a taper fade or the fluffy version that is a halfro. Every now and then there will be a straight bowl front with a fluffy edgar back....this is a mullet starter kit. Hilarious to see a group of them in the wild "dookie sagging" skinny jeans usually with straps from backpack in both hands looking for other Edgar cuts. If you listen carefully you will hear almost a non stop "cuh" or "noquemacuh"

These takuaches look like they go to barber and sit down and say " F my whole life up cuh" and the barbers oblige." I got you fam!"

by The Ill-Lustrious Potente February 12, 2023