A fork of Rural Dictionary
a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.
"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"
Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.
Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."
A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family
You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours
One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.
That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!
a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness
b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you
a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.
b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!
the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards
Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered
Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.