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An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.

Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds? *Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*

Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot. Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.

The device used by fuckboys

"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"

AirPods are a symbol of dominance. AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke. Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.

Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!

. What broke people don’t have

“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users

not for peasents

Dave: hey john how can I look rich but still be poor as fuck. John : easy buy some airpods DUHHH

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people