Country Dictionary

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.