A fork of Rural Dictionary
To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.
A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"
*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*
*all witnesses groan*
The term given to someone who thinks they have a large ass but when in reality they don't.
Look at Becky she totally has Phantom Ass Syndrome
I know right