A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch
Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.
A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.
"Tip of the dick, to ya!"
"Oh, didn't see you there, Tom! Good morning to you as well!"
A person that pretends he has authority as a means to compensate for sub-par ability and knowledge. Just below Assclown in the social hierarchy.
He walked in like he owned the place and started ordering people around. What a dick tip.
A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
Ryan won $50 from Steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips.
The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'