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Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

To fondle somebody, of either sex, in an innocent but rather intrusive way.

How was the party?
It was great, but whatshisface was pretty drunk and he torkelled me a few times, - it got a bit annoying.

To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",

"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.

to stagger while walking due to intoxication.

After a hard night drinking he torkeled up the road into the distance.

Torkel moment

Noun

Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.

Joe: James just did a backflip!
Yuri: Wow thats such a Torkel Moment!

torkel moment

Person 1: torkel moment
Person 2: torkel moment

The event when Torkel gets drunk and releases something funny on Snapchat

Peter: "Torkel just blacked out from 10 beers"
Teodor: "Expected no less from Torkel"