Country Dictionary

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toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?" Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 02, 2005

tossing a caber

To take a large shit.

"Be back in 13 mins... I've got to toss the hugest caber." "Is that girl tossing a caber behind that car?"

by Inch October 27, 2005

tossing the caber

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?" "nah, it's alec having a wank"

by theWestHamfan December 08, 2003