Country Dictionary

tounch

An amount of something that is obviously too much but you’d like to downplay that fact

Brian: How much ice cream did you eat?!
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…

Tounch

Tounch means to take up bumsex in a wooded environment. Any gender can participate in the art of tounching, and any wooded environment is allowed, from small woods to large forests.

Fancy a walk to the forest for a quick tounch?

Tounch

Vagina

"I was so close to getting to touch her tounch," the sexually frustrated twelve year old exclaimed.

Tounched

The condition or act of being too tired due to not adulting properly the previous night

"Dude, I cannot get this spreadsheet right. I'm Tounched AF."
"Please excuse my mistakes, I'm completely Tounched today."