A fork of Rural Dictionary
a mockery of
That modern shakespeare play was such a travesty.
mockery of.
That play on shakespeare was such a travesty
The Aliens Vs. Predator series made by 20th century fox in the early 2000s.
"Hey john, predators come only in the hottest of seasons right?" "no bill, not according to travesty they don't"
1. a term used to express when you see either a really smokin hot girl or guy whose boyfriend/girlfriend is ordinary-looking or ugly. 2. a mockery, tragedy
1. A (guy): "Dude, look at herrrr" *points* Me: "I know, man and . . OH! LOOK AT THE LOSER SHE'S WITH! THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS UGGGLLYY" A: "Total travesty" B (girl): "Maybe he's well-endowed?" Me: "SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?! I CAN SATISFY A BLUE WHALE HERE *unzips and flips it out* AND SHE'S WALKING AROUND WITH HIM AND I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN HE WILL EVER BE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?!?" *B & A stare at my ginormagantuan penis* B (girl): "uhhh. . . *regains focus* Actually, girls pick ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates the relationship because she is the hotter one and theoretically could leave whenever they wanted" Me: "Wow. But hot guys can be loyal?" B (girl): "Actually hot guys are more likely to stray if they find someone hotter. The girls don't want to be hurt like that. Hence, the ordinary boys. And even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she'll always be insecure and think she's not good enough" A and Me: "Ahhhhhhhhh . . ." B (girl): "By the way, that's a huge dick *smiles*" Me: "Yeah i know *stuffs in and zips up* 2. When the morning cries and you don't know why it's TRAVESTY! . . . uh . . shit
me, im the coolest guy ever
Hey look its travesty, hes the coolest guy in rivers!!