A fork of Rural Dictionary
A relationship or sexual coupling where the female is demonstrably bigger than the male, as in the common tree frog.
Tiny Seth Green and his Amazon wife are totally treefrogging.
Treefrog: the act of throwing your body and latching onto an unsuspecting person whilst bellowing "TREEFROG". It is termed as such due to the resemblance of the unsuspecting individual representing a tree that has a Treefrog clung to it. It's origins are unknown, however it is regarded as one of the intimate forms of affection.
Kadn was upset until his friend Shaun Treefrog'ed him. It made his day go from pretty shitty to "Ahh that is nice, someone loves me".
The sexual act of finding a frog, preferable a treefrog due to their slimyness, and putting your foreskin in its mouth multiple times. You then store the frog in you butthole for later use. If you are gentle enough the frog will survive and have babies resembeling the teenage mutant ninja turtles except they will be more froglike. However, they will still fight evil villains and are even better for mouth raping than the original frog.
My girl wouldn't give me a blowy so i had to do the old dirty treefrog.
A awesome person who is really cool and stuff
"Hey do you know who TreeFrog is"
"Yes but I hate them."
"Ok. Lets not be friends then."
"What? Why?!"
"Because! You dont like TreeFrog"