A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination. 2. someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming. 3. anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth 4. a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor 5. someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!" "I could never date a trumplodyte like her." "Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
trump·lo·dyte ˈtrumpləˌdīt/ noun a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016) a social hermit. a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned. troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck
Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric. "Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
A devout Imbecilic follower of former dictator trump
The lying king told the trumplodytes that he would never leave them ,But abandoned them to go golfing
A cave dwelling ignorant fan of the perma tanned man from America.
Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .
White, high school educated, if that, ignorant, misogynist and likely racist followers of Trump and believe his lies and half truths about America and unwittingly believe his quest to become an autocratic ruler.
The Trumplodyte attendees of Trumps rallies.
Troglodytes who support Trump at all cost and deny any facts regarding the impeachment inquiry.
The Trumplodyte can’t be reasoned with and doesn’t wish to talk about the reality of the case.