Country Dictionary

ummer

A person who speaks at least 14 "Umm"s per minute, where "Uhh"s are equal to half an Umm, according to Dvorak's Hummer Theory.

See also: Berkeley hummer

The slave recognized the Senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 Umms per minute during the Senator's speech by using an Umm-meter, in the morning.

ummer

A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."

"This is my ummer, Olivia."

"Mom, this is um. . .er, David."

Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

ummers

A word commonly associated with younger children as an expresion of doing something wrong

Kid A: Do you know who broke the window?

Kid B: Yeah, it was me.

Kid A: Ummers!

Ummer

A big fat shit with no friends

Wow that guy is such an ummer

ummer belly

1) Something you hold that prevents you from getting wet whilst it's raining
2) An umbrella

When it started raining, this girl pulled out the most colorful ummer belly to keep herself from getting wet.