A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: mucus that bursts forth from the vagina.
2: vaginal snot.
"Sorry I got my vagu all over your face, it doesn't mean that I don't love you. I just have a vaginal cold with vaginal-nasal congestion. Maybe they should make vaginal decongestants."
"I need to go blow the vagu out of my vagina."
the mystical gaping hole of time.
When the women of 83 spread her vagu it looked like grilled cheese.
To think,mean or say something in a way which is not clear or definite.
It's when something, or someone is sort of non-specific about whatever it is that they might (or might not) be talking about, dealing with, screwing or what have you. Unless it's not, which means that at some point it may or may not be. Time will tell.
Insert specific example of vague here. Show your work.
A slang term for the female genitalia. It may commonly be confused with type of pasta sauce.
The elderly woman's vagu looked like a grilled cheese sandwich being spread apart.
A quality future bosses and politicians display from early childhood onwards. They are partial to longwinded and obscure explanations for the simple and the direct. When asked in pre school if they've cleaned behind the ears they tend to lapse into a long, shiny monologue on the merits of discontinuing plastic bags and collaring pet hamsters. Vagueness therefore is a noble and useful habit of committing to nothing, of never confronting the hostile other party and always letting the object person think what he's heard is probably what he wanted to hear, not realizing he couldn't be farther from the truth.
billy: 'I did the Sucksville Project which brought in handsome revenues to the firm. I expect suitable compensation and the corner office with the sea-view, and the tall secretary with the finely weighted boobs.'
boss:' d-uh? Collect tickets to the Sunday Game on your way out from my PA. And don't forget, we are full up to our necks with work. Yeah, i vaguely recall the project you speak of- I remember getting a raise for it last week. The system has high expectations of you, and we value this association. If you're free the next weekend i'd like you to stay back in office and fill in for me, and show us that commitment you've been talking of. Did you say something about a tall girl, I'm looking for a change myself.'