A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pussy fart, usually from a penis pushing in and then letting go, creating a noise called a vart.
Craigs mom varted so loud, the whole country shook!
when a women farts out of her pussy.
After having aggressive sex with a small penis, a woman sometimes varts due to the air allowed in her vagina during the sex act.
verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Dude, your varts are awful! Are you sure you still want to be vegan?
When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation
I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.
a vaginal eruption of smelly gasses.
"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"