A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
Crash landing an aeroplane upside down.
Or
Doing something that backfires so badly that either you or your online presence takes major negative hit and eventually dies.
Nah bro, I'm not gonna post that, I don't want to do the Vittie.
Vitamin D according to my homeboy Dave!
I’m gonna get me some Vitty D on the beach today!