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walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.

I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!

by Frisco Pete October 05, 2007

walmarting

Taking a trip to walmart with full intention to shop lift; Stealing from walmart

Do you guys want to go walmarting tomorrow?!

by 'Stin Train May 24, 2010

Walmart

A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.

The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.

by Bill M. July 28, 2004

Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material

Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized

by Michael_Hunt June 15, 2008

Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.

I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

walmarted

To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.

Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.

by James August 23, 2004

walmartable

A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.

Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.

by Brendanbot5000 February 24, 2011