A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one. 2. Posh term for "Wanker"
You wank-biscuit, give me that back
Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!
BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit? Dave: Erm......No! Sam: Yeah! Rick: Go on then! Pete: Okay! Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin! Dave: For fuck sake! I never win? Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often. 2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked. 3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit." 2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit." 3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"