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wazzle

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

by republicofwazzle November 09, 2014

wazzle

a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in

x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...

by shufflemuzzman59 January 21, 2019

wazzle

A wank, to masturbate.

We didn't have sex, so I had a wazzle.

by thebiggestd July 07, 2010

wazzle

To wazzle is to rev the knackers off your motorbike.

Scream the knackers off your motorbike / car / anything really.

'Fancy going for a wazzle on the bikes ?'
''Aye''

'Bloody hell thats hot'
''Yeah i've been wazzling it''

by B e z z a July 30, 2006

wazzle

To enlarge a drilled hole in metal in order to effect a fit; especially in the field using less than optimum tools, and in a less than optimum working situation.

To get the damn compressor to fit, Greg and Jonathan wazzled the holes on the bracket in the bilge for two days with a puny cordless.

by Tucky May 19, 2008

Wazzles

It means to give head/ suck dick

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet

by Penis inspector November 15, 2019

Wazzle

State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.

Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!

by Jaack Meeoff February 11, 2014