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A person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. A contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. Someone who "1ups" positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.

God damnit Dave, quit being a wet ass!

1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart. 2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time. (A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat. (B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.

1). Friend - Jim did you fart? Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass 2). (A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass. (B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.

To get up from the toilet without wiping ones ass; usually to do something urgent such as answer a phone or to get a new roll of toilet paper when none is left in the bathroom.

I quickly wet assed it over to the guest bathroom after realizing, too late, that the roll in the master bathroom was empty.

When your inner ass cheeks are moist . And feel like you have baby oil between your biscuits.

Damn I have Wet Ass. I feel like I have Crisco between my butt cheeks.

When a non binary person (a person who is neither male nor female), has an award winning sex hole.

Guy1: Yoooo, did you see that person, they've got a WET ASS THUSSY Guy2: OMG bro, totally!!

This is a song title by the rappers Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. The song is about female genitals In a sexual manner. The song has 3 million plays on Spotify. Cardi B wanted rapper/ Songwriter Lizzo in the video but she was out of town

Need a bucket and a mop for this Wet Ass Pussy

A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.

John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!" DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets." John: "Not today."